I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
