so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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