after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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