i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize