Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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