You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
