You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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