I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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