I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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