But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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