Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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