i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My dick has a subreddit
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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