I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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