you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
