Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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