Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Randomize
