The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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