The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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