like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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