I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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