Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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