I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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