I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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