The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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