Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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