i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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