Do vagina's smell?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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