its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
my god I love twenty year old dicks
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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