Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
