Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize