Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Randomize
