It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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