is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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