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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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