Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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