Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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