awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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