"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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