me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
