bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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