i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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