gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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