Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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