I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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