Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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