Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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