Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
