Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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