just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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