I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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