We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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