Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Randomize
