what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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