I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i believe in u and ur pee
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize
