i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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