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So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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