dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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