She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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